Yes, the great debate of the female (and male!) species. To shave, wax, tweeze, or laser?
Patrick is particularly partial to a slightly fuzzy pussy, not bushy, but a few days after the last shave. And since shaving basically gives me a free ticket to hours of eating out, I cleaned up today to be ready for this weekend (LAST weekend in high school ever because I graduate Next Saturday >.<) We'll be trying to fit an entire summer's worth of play into a weekend, so hopefully I'll have lots of new material! Gah, okay, get organized here. I even shaved on my period! And sorry, but I have loads of hair down there ^.^
At least I've got it easier than one girl on my hall. Her hair grows in patches, so she can't trim without it looking a bit strange. She also has the biggest problems getting off and only a shower head or a mouth have ever worked. But she's absolutely the best for dispensing sex advice. Between the two of us, we cover everything our woefully innocent hall could ever want to know. She has the most sexual experience (like the time she had sex with some random boy under an ocean pier). And I can take kinky stuff and penis care. Penises are pretty! *ahem* I think we alarm some of the more conservative girls though... like one, who decided to quote Bible verses at us. *Sigh* I think what we do is quite important, thank you very much. When you're in high school and you need us to define "ejaculation", you're unprepared to be an adult. We also cover STDs, contraceptives, and positions designed to enhance pleasure! Order today for only three easy payments of $9.95! I think our best night covered different positions. They're terribly hard to describe accurately, so we had no choice but to demonstrate on each other! (An excellence porn idea, btw. The "students" could then join in for a more interactive, hands-on experience.) I may have been wearing too tight pants that day, but during against-the-wall doggy style, I felt her pelvis bone right against my pussy and *damn* that's a good spot. And, though we have an extreme high difference making these a little awkward, vanilla doggy style on the floor was really rather empowering, to say the least. As well as straddling the countertop, in the chair,... Pity we didn't go through more positions. ;) I hope my roommate couldn't feel our bunk bed rocking that night. Or any other night, for that matter :p
On another note: I'm in dire need of a haircut and, since I do my own, I'm looking for suggestions. I have a rather square face and wavy brown/black hair. Cool as long hair would be, my hair starts looking like shit once it gets past my shoulders or so. I like long bangs to hide behind, but maybe a change is good. If you have anything (especially pictures!) I wants them, pretty please. And if it just happens to be the cut of your favorite model, then so be it :p
-Curious
PS - That 5 gum brand? I don't care how Matrix-y your packaging looks, but the flavor you've trademarked as "RAIN" is mint. And not very special mint either, as the gum gets gross once the flavor's gone. Perhaps to encourage you to spit it out and get a new piece to gnaw on?
Tuesday, May 27, 2008
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