The Comprehensive Sex Checklist (perpetually in progress)

H and I were talking about all the places and opportunities for the more adventurous among us to do the dirty deed and, upon googling, realized the internet was sadly lacking in this region.  (If you've found anything, let me know please!)  So I present my Sex Checklist.  It's not done by any means, so let's see how long we can keep expanding it...

THE RULES
- I want *everything*, from the mundane and boring, to the stuff even porn wouldn't cover.
- Keep it (somewhat) legal: no animal cruelty or rape and leave the children out of this.

WHO

1. With a spouse/fiance/boyfriend/girlfriend/significant other
2. Your best friend, leading to the awkward "do we ever mention this again?" moments
3. Someone you've met in the last 24 or so hours, an extra point if you can't remember their name 7 days later
4. Your TA, professor, or dean (!)
5. The (insert social stereotype here) that you met again at your high school/college reunion.
   

WHAT/HOW

1. Get creative with the produce department
2. 
   

WHEN

1. First Thing in the morning
2. Skyrockets in flight... Afternoon delight!
   

WHERE

1. Among the trees (Amazon or landscaped, as long as you can feel some bark)
2. On top of a parking deck at night (be as long as you want/can)
3. On stage of an auditorium or amphitheater
   
4. In a construction site
5. Somewhere in a stadium or on a field (college baseball fields are a pretty good bet, soccer fields aren't challenging enough)
6. In your roommate's bed
7. Join the Mile High Club (classic or trite, it's still a tradition)
8. In a car in a deserted parking lot or near a highway
9. On the roof
10. In your friend's bed (+1 for getting their permission)
11. 
    

WHY

1. Anger
2. "Impaired"
3. Makeup Sex
4. Boredom
5. 
   

Special Extras

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If you're looking for an experience, pick something random from each category and see where it takes you!  I'm not liable for any trouble you get into though. ;)

- Brilliantly Promiscuous
February 13, 2009